Famous reports Justin Bieber recently threw some eggs at a neighbour's house causing ''$20,000 worth of damage'' to the Los Angeles property.
Magwatch wonders how ''some eggs'' can so expensively affect a front door and concrete step.
Maybe, when asking for a repair quote from local painters, the neighbour's mention of Bieber caused a price leap.
''Sure love, we can repaint the door. Ahh … now, you say it was Justin Bieber who threw the eggs? That would attract the celebrity eggings levy. Let's say, $200 for the repaint and $19,800 for the levy. No one will do it fairer than that.''
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Worrying sexy news from Woman's Day'swith its cover story: ''Nicole Crushed: Keith and J-Lo Caught On Tape''.
''Tape'', as used widely in the celebrity tattle rag vernacular, is halfway to meaning a recording of a private sex time between well-known individuals.
In the case of WD's article, Keith Urban and J-Lo were photographed chatting on a stage at a promotional event for journalists.
Either Woman's Day has no idea what happens on sex tapes - and imagines it is fully clothed singing stars talking on leather chairs at press events. Or this is Urban and J-Lo having promiscuous relations but through the judicious placing of mirrors and body doubles we cannot tell.
Sometimes a celebrity magazine quote has too much information to ingest at once.
Here is WHO's caption for an image of Charlize Theron, new squeeze of Sean Penn: ''Penn said he was influenced by Theron (''a strong woman who happens to be from South Africa'') to ditch his gun collection. Artist Jeff Koons turned the 60-plus firearms into an artwork, for which Anderson Cooper bid $1.55 million.''
If WHO could just add Kim Kardashian, the ghost of Michael Jackson and an oversized inflatable raccoon to the story, the fame universe would implode.
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